Name's Fabio.... this blog is my source for procrastination whenever I need to be doing something...or whenever I'm not doing anything. Either way here it is.

15hypens:

in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

earthnation:

that car looks like a fuckin computer mouse

earthnation:

that car looks like a fuckin computer mouse

fffcuk:

do smelly people not know they smell or do they just not care